I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I should be sponsored by Trojan
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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