this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He passed out mid-signature
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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