Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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