For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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