on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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