i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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