Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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