I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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