Can i not drive my cunt home
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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