she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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