Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.