You're so nebulous sometimes
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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