I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I would ride that face into the sunset
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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