We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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