dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My ass is underappreciated
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize