so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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