the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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