omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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