is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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