Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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