I look better un-naked...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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