So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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