But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her