the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her