I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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