Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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