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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.

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  well, dont

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  I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.

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• (858): View more from California

  last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me

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• (585): View more from New York

  ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.

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  Gonna be tough to beat that next year!

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.

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