Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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