...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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