Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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