Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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