That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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