Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
