quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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