I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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