so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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