its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i think my cat just said my name.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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