Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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