You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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