Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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