11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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