i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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