How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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