I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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