Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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