i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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