He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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