So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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