She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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