puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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