but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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