We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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